Ewooooo! Following the outbreak of the ‘frozen’ accounts and alleged crash of the Mavrodi Mondial Moneybox, otherwise known as ‘MMM’, the Lagos State Emergency Management Agency, LASEMA, has cautioned that suicide rate ‘may’rise in the state.Ahhh, all akara savings.
LASEMA gave the advice after a twitter user cautioned that suicide rates may increase in Lagos, due to the controversial ‘pause’ of the scheme. “Wait ATM no dey pause now”
On its Twitter handle @lasemasocial, the LASEMA RESPONSE UNIT dropped an emergency number to call should any case of suicide arise in any part of the state. Please ooo, people no die ooo, no give up, eh! Chaii!
It said, “Dial 112 if you see any in your area.#LagosCares.”
This is coming a few hours after a soon-to-wed Benue man drank insecticide following the alleged crash of the Ponzi scheme. “Money wey uno work for. Why people like free tins like dis self? ”
Recall that promoters and participants of MMM in Nigeria on Tuesday woke up to the shocking news that the ponzi scheme was frozen and all confirmed accounts suspended.” Which account? Dem better open it sharp sharp, na who keep d key? ”
Be a man, be principled and don’t accept free things and something your not worthy of. Free things kills sharperly.