Ewooooo! Following the outbreak of the ‘frozen’ accounts and alleged crash of the Mavrodi Mondial Moneybox, otherwise known as ‘MMM’, the Lagos State Emergency Management Agency, LASEMA, has cautioned that suicide rate ‘may’rise in the state.Ahhh, all akara savings. LASEMA gave the advice after a twitter user cautioned that suicide rates may increase in Lagos,…
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Am d seeker of truth, the salvage of good character and the scholars of sarcasm
Buhari vex comot chair over illegal migration
President Muhammadu Buhari has frowned at the high rate of illegal migration of Nigerian youths to European countries through the Mediterranean Sea. Buhari made this known at the 32rd Annual Meeting of the Sahel and West Africa, organized by the Food Crisis Protection Network in Abuja on Monday. The president, who was represented by Chief…
Ben Bruce versus Buhari come 2019
The Senator representing Bayelsa East senatorial district, Ben Murray-Bruce, has said he would fight President Muhammadu Buhari in 2019. In an interview with Peace Hyde on Forbes Africa Television programme, the business mogul said for now Buhari had his support but that in 2019, he would battle the President. The founder of the Silverbird group…
ARSENAL VS EVETON preview
Arsenal will head into their clash against Everton at Goodison Park on Tuesday in buoyant mood having won their last three Premier League games in a row. The Gunners came back from a goal down to beat Stoke City at the weekend and are appearing to show no signs of faltering thanks to electric performances…
Super Falcons get #100 000 as salary for winning AWCON
Players of the Nigeria’s Super Falcons may have suspended their decision to openly confront the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) and the Federal government over the non-payment of their allowances after winning the 2016 African Women Cup of Nations championship (AWCON) in Cameroon. Make dem suspend anything. Dem done dey patriotic enough. May dalung without brain…
Iwobi call Ozil:My boss
Arsenal forward Alex Iwobi has revealed how Mesut Ozil makes him call him ‘my boss’ when he provides him with a goal. It was Arsenal’s assister-in-chief Ozil who set him up for his first ever Champions League goal on Tuesday night, latching on to an Alexis Sanchez pass before squaring the ball for Iwobi…
30 dead as twin bomb rocks Adamawa.
At least 30 people have been killed in a suicide bomb attack in the north-eastern Nigerian town of Madagali in Adamawa state, the army says. The incident occurred at a busy market in Madagali Local Government Area of the state. Two female suicide bombers who do the gboa by detonating their belt in the grain…
Society and Me
It usually is suppose to be about new horizons in everybody but todays economics makes man reason less and react without need. Maybe it is as it said that character is like smoke, it will ooze out definately. Marriages used to be the founding pillar of any being in the society, where men, children and…
Abnormal year of 2016
I ‘ve being far off from the blogging world call it sabbatical. I hope am back, cos no early retirement plan before my passion bore fruit. Say amen. First off the bounce is weird 2016. The year of weirdness and weirdos. From country to country, there were unphantomable report to scoop from either in politics,…
Identity Crisis
Colonization is about body and soul, we gain independence manual for the body both forgot to ask the key to our soul. I think africa and Nigeria expecially is suffering from schizophrenia and by extention romantic with colonization. Indeed crises is everywhere. Every corner you turn has always stench of crises brewing somewhere, between…
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